Chapter 6
So, seeing that he had no choice, Oscarichu, our fearless hero, went for their weapons to confront the evil monster hairy. I knew it would open the door to a world of unimaginable horrors, but he did not care. The strong smell of vinegar, after the failure occurred just minutes before, was already suggesting that there was going to meet was not of this world. But heroes do not catch the easy way, which in this case was to go to Mercadona by plunger, but the most heroic and, armed with a screwdriver and a mitt, prepared to risk his life by opening the drain.
Slowly but no pulse was trembling, drew the bolt and lifted the metal plate attached to it. Brown gobs of makeup narrated the story of the failure of others who had previously walked the same path. A noise as coming from the center of the earth, resounded inside the cabinet under the sink, while our hero saw with horror as the pipe collapsed and began to spit a frothy brown liquid. Hastily opened the closet, as only a hero would have done, and grabbed the pipe, fighting with the force of water. It was then he saw her. A ball of hair, indeterminate age and density, it looked challenging from the darkness, feeling protected by the fear and disgust obviously aroused in anyone who dared approach.
Oscarichu But not just anybody. In an oversight of the hairball reached out to the toolbox, grabbed pliers and, with them in one hand and the screwdriver in the other, butted his grimoso enemy. He fought back, throwing two bad tires that Oscarichu miraculously avoided. Took a deep breath and leaving it to their gods, he rushed back to attack. Fur ball tried to cling to everything he could with his many arms, but this time they faced a foe bigger and stronger, and could not resist. And so he died, wet, bubbling on a cold tile.
Oscarichu sigh of relief, and wiped the sweat, convinced that the worst was past. But then something shiny caught sight of the bottom of the tube. There, crouching, was the head of the hairball, which had been protecting the drain Sauron: the piece of plastic. It was impossible to understand how this creature had got there. And now, his faithful servant, was severely weakened. With a quick movement, the fearless hero caught it with the tongs and threw it down the toilet.
And before more horrors are triggered, caught the tube, screwed the drain and, terrified at what might happen, turned on the faucet. And the water flowed again, clear, fast, no further bubbling, as nobody had seen it done in a long time.
Oscarichu And finally could smile.
THE END
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