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Friday, March 26, 2010. 22.00 h. St. Peter, patron saint of computer science. Elviña campus. A Coruña.

me I was a newcomer to the party. Just recognition for a walk in search of some known to me kindly ceded a glass. I always forget something. Having succeeded in this mission, I told Heike, and pointing to a bottle to my glass: "wait, I get the phone, I will call Prol when you arrive and I will not hear" . Here unleashed a catastrophe to get the mobile bag, slipped on my glove and fell spectacularly to the floor, skipping every one of his pieces in one direction. Quickly and before anyone could step on, I bent down and picked up all the parts I saw. To go to the battery, I found a nasty surprise: the card was not. I started to look on the floor, I asked people to move in case you were stepping, but nothing helped. I ask that company was, I said that of R, looking at me weird, I asked the color of the cards R, I said I did not know, but he thought white. I also have been drawn sounded a red herringbone do not know, actually could be any color. I also wondered if she was inside the phone, and I said "I've looked at, not" . Chaos. I finally gave up. Begged a cellphone and called my father

- Dad, I lost the wireless card.

- Did you lost your mobile?

- No, the card.

- How?

- Yes, the phone I have, but no card. A test call to see if you can give it low. If not tomorrow.

- Well, okay.

My father, who had seen me leave the house half an hour before, he must have thought he had started drinking and in the portal.

The rest of the night was spent drinking and telling people who had lost the card of the mobile, not mobile. I decided that from now on, every time you go through the stairs between computers and roads, say, "here I lost my phone card" , and my friends would say, "we already know, heavy!" . I even considered hanging up posters around campus asking if anyone was returned to me, please. It would have been funny.

Hasta aquí los sucesos de San Pepe. Pero... ¿qué pasó en realidad con la tarjeta? Analicémoslo:

Este es mi móvil:

Este es mi móvil desmontado:

Marcado en rojo está el para mí perfectamente obvio lugar donde debería estar la tarjeta. Tiene forma de tarjeta y tamaño de tarjeta. Por tanto, falta la tarjeta.

Or not. Because the card was actually ...

... rendijita stuck in there (in the pictures above you can see that stands out, gets inside whole).

Conclusion: The guy who asked if he was inside the mobile was right. And I'm an asshole. Now I have the card, but is turned off, so ... or not. We'll see how to fix this on Monday.

In case anyone still wondered how I realized my mistake ... well ... is that yesterday afternoon I tried to turn on the phone, to verify that the tremendous blow that he had left was not silly at all, and asked me the PIN. There I began to suspect something strange was happening. Opened, searched, and found this.

And by the way, R cards are brown, for future reference.

What Does Is Silver Mean

know if you study the double ...

I had a geek moment. I do not know if it's the hangover or the mojitos of yesterday have perpetuated their effect until today, and I know I'm going to regret having published it when people start to look at me that even worse now, but here goes. The absence of a list of these for my career is something that bothered me for quite some time, and this is why, instead of studying commercial, which is what I should be doing right now, I have decided to compile a list of the 45 things that make you to be fully aware that you are studying appropriate and right and that your life is ... because it is. Wanted to be 50, but I'm out of ideas.

know you study the double if ...

1. One of the reasons why you got into this race was two degrees look good on a resume.

2. Another reason was so that I could not say what "the worth, it ..."

3. Do not know if you like more right or appropriate, or if you hate them both.

4. In other races have exams in February and June ... your exams start in February and continues until June.

5. Live surrounded by people who always has studied more than you, knows more than you, and yet is much more overwhelmed than you.

6. You have six years to ask yourself what to do with your life, and yet you have no fucking idea ...

7. You explain to your parents at the end of each course that two races should actually be 10 years, so if you end up in nine already have enough merit.

8. The law professor who comes after econometrics is startled to see the blackboard, look at you and says "the truth is that what you do is hard ..." and you smile and nod condescendingly.

9. Your teachers do not assume that you will not over as long as the rest of their students.

10. More than once has come to the right before dawn and when you're gone it was night again.

11. The few hours you have free academies raisins in mathematics, accounting, etc..

12. While denying it, you love to ask you what you study, say "appropriate and right" people say "Oh, right, that's nice" and highlight "no, ADE and law, economics and law, the double major."

13. Ever appropriate to say that studying and right you have asked "what's that? "VET?"

14. Do you see that only appropriate and just right and you think, "some days will labor for me ... "

15. Do you think companies are going to fight for you when you finish the race.

16. In your class there are at least three people you'd like throwing the Commercial Code to the head every time I ask a question.

17. Those three people think that companies will look at his record and will fight for them when they finish the race.

18. Consider erasmus go twice, once by appropriate and by right.

19. Have classes from eight to three and 3:30 to 9:00 does not seem a compelling enough reason to avoid doing work.

20. When someone gets cocky and says he has pushed and I will split that jerk face you have, go through your mind in half a second the arts. 15 and 18 of the constitution, and see clearly criminal threats and slander. And you wonder if there will be a combination of offenses.

21. Think that, first, to be registrar of property, lawyer or economist of the state is really cool, but then again, after 6 years studying to get two races contested to be given as laziness ... and you're much better than that and companies will fight for you.

22. You wonder what will become of those of appropriate classes or right, when teachers say they like your class because you are heavily engaged and everyone is quiet ...

23. You know how to appeal a parking ticket by defect.

24. When you finish testing the joy is doubled ... and chop well.

25. If last year you is a duty for September, can hold twice in the same year you finished the race!

26. You put in the same batch the Civil Code, the Criminal Code and the General Accounting Plan, and you think they all should be able to take exams.

27. Mixes in your mind abbreviations, acronyms and numbers, and live in chaos consists of FIFOs, LIFOS, CC, CP, C c, OECD, 30/92, BM, (XM), Art, STC, HO Act, PPIO ...

28. Even frequently used expressions like drunken non bis in idem, ceteris paribus, ex tunc, ex nunc, auctoritas, potestas, non petita acusatio excusatio and manifest in dubio pro reo.

29. Perfectly know the procedure for making laws, but know also calculate the stock on a company in Excel.

30. Everything in life may be related to the law of supply and demand.

31. Often qualify people's behavior as "willful."

32. No charge using article 464.1 Cc moral justification for theft of pens to fellow students.

33. You know Adam Smith, Marx, Alessina, Schumpeter, Mochón, Krugman and Tobin, but also to Diocletian, Caracalla, Chindasvinto, Bartolo Sassoferrato, Garcia and Alvaro D'Ors Enterría.

34. Justify your suspended in mathematics, statistics and econometrics saying is that I am of letters, do not you see I study law? "

35. The day of the presentation, all subjects will look extremely interesting and useful. After two hours of class you find you do not know what they're not even good for something, and they are extremely boring.

36. People look at you funny when you wonder what consideration and answer you, year after year, than civil.

37. When you say you've got history test you have to specify if of law, global economic or financial in Spain.

38. Instead of calling someone stupid, call him unimpeachable.

39. You thought your first consideration while studying law career was not all items to be studied, that it was inhuman, and reached the examination and the first question was: "Article 56 EC et seq."

40. I'll pass pipe cracking on TV how they screw with the legal language (see the program Ana Rosa, Deluxe Save me some news programs ...)

41. Not sure if Leopoldo Abadía have a clue about economics or not, just know that everything you say what you learned in four months.

42. All your friends think that someday will be his lawyer and also helps them to evade tax free!

43. In general, most teachers want to adds that the law because they put Power Point.

44. You've discovered a base of sticks that are not multiple choice exams easier.

45. ADE your teachers hate you for studying law, and law to study ADE hate you ... fuck them to be more cool than them.

46. You have an exceptional ability to radically change the subject, which means you can move from micro to criminal law without giving you even realize that has nothing to do with the other.

47. Every day I wonder what you do in this race and think about leaving one of the two, and ten minutes later you're thinking that if you study one more year to finish ... you could also have political!

Physical By Female Doctor

Familiarity is overrated and education ... they do not give two kisses

Many of you reading this I accuse of being outdated and stale snob, but I think that in Spain there is now an extreme level of relaxation in which the use of forms courtesy is concerned. It looks at school and in college. Any visitor to any country in Europe as critical. Not only tutean teachers to students, which as far as it goes, and especially with children, it seems acceptable but the opposite. To the extent that you go to the office of a professor, a man seriously, with gray hair and impeccably dressed in suit and tie, professor of administrative law, an uncle important after all, to deliver a paper on the process elaboration of regulations, something quite serious and boring, but have not yet had time to say a complete sentence, and Mr. and telling you: "Treat me of you."

me not feel like it! I will be me I'm stupid, but when I start tutear a person starts to leave me a "buah" every two sentences, and hopes that is not accompanied by "neno" and "fuck" . And besides, why the fuck it ill that you treat it? Do you feel old all of a sudden? Professor Lord, let me say that again will not be younger because you treat it. Nor older because you treat it. More important, perhaps. But older. Do you think that's my buddy? "Oops, I is that I became a professor for working with young people .. "Nothing , to educate the generation of Ni-Ni , which fixed these deck treat him well.

No one has been traumatized by you to treat someone. Seriously . Nobody. At school, my teachers were Mrs. M ª Paz, Dona Maria Carmen, Don Pedro ... and they are dealing with you. And nothing ever happened. Why not now?

But not only in class these things happen ... the last weekend I flew with Vueling. And a man spoke for the PA plane and said something so that "Hi, Pepe Lopez, the purser, I'm from Madrid and I welcome this Flight Coruña-Sevilla now pay attention to Laura and Martha, flight attendants, who are one of Lugo and the other of Cuenca, and I will explain how to put the lifejacket, just in case. And have a nice Vueling "

First, I imported from zero to anything where you be you and the hostess, and do not understand what could happen is unfortunate as the " good Vueling " but what really worries me is ... what happened to him in "Dear passengers, welcome to flight blablabla" ? really am the only one that sounds ugly the new version? what false familiarity enforced is this? What that as Vueling Low cost is only young and young travelers do not care? Well for starters, Vueling is not inexpensive. There is more to compare prices with Ryanair, Germanwings and Wizz Air. What about that reaches an age at which people would pay more to cool the same? "From the 35 and not sell you the ticket?

But then I learned that it is because of familiarity Vueling is a "new generation airline " , and all this bullshit used to "relax the atmosphere" ... to be honest, a man who can not properly address some people who have paid for a service does not inspire me any confidence to the less delicate work such as flying a plane in the midst of explosive cyclogenesis. I relaxed.

Treat you is not bad. Maintain a distance. And the distance is often a good ... And, even in the worst case, nothing fills the mouth more than a good "Go you to hell."