Tuesday, February 23, 2010

How To Stroke A Dogs Penis

is overrated

First of all, a little warning: I have been sadly obliged to eliminate the option to leave anonymous comments by a spam problem. Now to comment you must be registered on Blogger, which, from what I understand, actually means the need to take account googlemail. Or maybe not. I do not know. Nor do I care. Guys you are savvy and know that you will find out for yourselves. But that does not falter, I look forward to receiving about 100 comments per entry to which I have got used and without which I can not live. End of notice. Ala, the theme

I decide to start to complain. I've been basing my life many years in utter passivity. By avoiding fights, I take neutral positions. I adapt. I get carried away by the stream and when I look I do what I want. But I'm sick. I'll start to complain and do things. I decided to go slowly. I know I will not change the world by myself, at least for now. First I have to be constituted as a pressure group, and I decided that my first step to attract followers will be the creation of a

c AMPAIGN to eliminate the habit of giving him two kisses any individual who stands before us .

Below I discuss my reasons:

  1. I do not understand why I have to establish that physical contact with strangers. It is assumed that a kiss is a term of endearment, why the hell I have to give two to one firecracker that I have never seen before in my life and I hope to get away as soon as possible?
  2. If a stranger give you two kisses, am I going to do the same with my friends? Clearly not. My friends give hugs, or at least a kiss, and I give them some time when I have not seen and / or when I have moments of lack of affection, not to say hello when I see them every day.
  3. Am I that I am a bit dull, but I can not understand well what situations should I give kisses to well-known and which are not. I would like someone to explain to me why I have classmates who see me in the bus unit and ignore me, see me in school and ignore me, see me in the cafeteria eating and ignore me, but I found the evening of celebration and warmly greeted me and give me two BESACE still hear them ring the next day.
  4. is a custom quite uncomfortable in almost any situation: if a group of people, because you have to put in the middle, if people are sitting because they have to raise, or the newly arrived have to bend down, or both , causing serious risks to the physical integrity of the precarious position of equilibrium is adopted, because if you sit and also around a table one or more of its sides is attached to the wall and bundles brown, etc.
For these reasons and others of which I'll agreeing and I'll add, I think we should seriously consider the possibility of becoming British cold and shaking hands with everyone. Familiarity is overrated in this country. And now I do plates and stickers to distribute to those who support me.


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