Tuesday, June 15, 2010

What Hurts More Paddle Or Hairbrush

Banesto's asshole reloaded.

As I said I would do in the previous post, today I went to try to resolve as Banesto code secure trade, and now I'm home with 200 € in the portfolio to get me tomorrow in my virtual card Caixa, which never gives me problems.

I radically changed my view. From now on I will pay a commission of Ryanair. And I will happy in life, just by not dealing with the bastards of Banesto. Because if there is something I hate being treated like if it was stupid.

The slicked asshole that first told me it was impossible to ask me anything, after I asked if anything was the PIN, and to top that for sure he had gotten the wrong PIN more than three times that I had reset and clear, that's all my fault (because they are known to copy either a four-digit number you have written on paper is jodidísimo next, especially when you are half dull like me, who sees me in the face). He also told me that it was impossible to have a prepaid card virtual bank, despite having it be a requirement to get the code to the hilt. Conclusion: It was going to go a little shit.

Moreover, I hoped to give to file a claim. Or two. One on websites and other consumption. Can a bank report on consumption? And if not, where? Because with all tickets joke that I was going to cost over 150 € and spend a lot of 200, and that's basically what I'm going to win all summer, as is the thing.

Still, my hatred is such at this time would be able to pay the 10 € Ryanair's everyone I know as long as no one makes shit card Banesto.


Edit: I loaded the card at the end of La Caixa, choose the flight, I called the code, sent by sms to me and finally I could buy it. Oddly, just today was down 40 eurazos. It's karma.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Movies Where Women Strangle Man

commission fucking asshole Ryanair and Banesto

There is a strange love-hate relationship between Ryanair and those who are poor and want to travel. Love, obviously, because normally it is our only chance. Hate everything else. The seats uncomfortable and the material that is as dirty, by pilots animals, sudden drops, by scratch by airports to take the ass, for the buses that are more expensive than the flight, by predatory pricing excess baggage ... but above all, bitches by the commissions. Because I do not feel bad you charge for insurance or enter first, to rich people pay for things like giving glam dispensable. What unnerves me is absolutely unfair prices charged by the baggage, check in at the airport if you have no printer, and, above all, to be paid. First came the Visa Electron and Mastercard Prepaid is now. The key that opens all doors. Which will save you from paying 10 € more per flight for the simple fact of paying.

For my next adventure I need to purchase two flights. That is, 20 €. When I saw I liked. So I started researching on the Prepaid MasterCard, and here I found my new nemesis: Banesto. The only way to get in Spain is asking for it online, go to the bank because if you look weird. And there is only one supertarjeta for superfans of Seville. With its small shield, its colors and its "best team in the world" in big red letters. Prefer something more neutral, but as football and I will not come to me, was not idle I decided to ask. A few days later I went to the office where they were to receive it, and politely told me it would take at least another week to arrive. This seemed a little wrong, because at this point the price of flights had increased considerably, much more that the 20 € that initially did not want to pay, but all is for my principles and my eternal hatred for Ryanair. A few days later finally got my little card. I signed a contract that says they give me points if he scores Sevilla (?) And I was all excited for a recharge. I met my restriction of 100 € / day Caixanova and had to wait one more day, but the Caixanova I love them, I do not charge fees and limit the whole mess I went by myself (or Nord my self in the past) because I felt like it. So today I finally charge my Mastercard magic. After doing so, I felt euphoric walking in the rain, this was clearly the beginning of a new stage in my life.

a while ago, finally quiet at home, I decided to buy my flights. I chose, I covered my data, I gave him to buy y. .. ERROR! We protect you from bad people stealing the internet, and will give us the same card you are using a shit where the money is practically just for this operation. Now you need a security code that is NOT THE PIN, and you will have no problem getting since we assume that you have an account at Banesto lifetime and will not cause any problems to get his key online banking to give you the pin pin is not. Ah! What does not have online banking account? As no worry, that'll fix it right away, fill out this form and within a week or ten days at home will receive the keys so you can come and ask for the fake pin balls. By the way, when you get those keys replace, if not unsafe.

I'm thinking about suicide. If I fail, tomorrow I'll get up specifically to go to this brown liársela Gemma Banesto's office next door to my house.